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Episode 009. Vacation’s All We Ever Wanted

Episode 009

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Couldn’t we all use a vacation?

This week the ladies of Cabaret and Cocktails describe our dream vacations, with and without the kiddos.

  • What adventures are we craving?
  • Should we go somewhere together?
  • What IS the proper temperature for a pet chicken?

We explore all this and more in Episode 009: Vacation’s All We Ever Wanted.

In this episode we talk about:

  • Our drinks, of course!
  • Bourbon brainstorms new professions
  • Flavored gins
  • Hawaii is not all vacations
  • Vegas, baby!
  • Debating tax write-offs
  • Showgirl Goodwill shopping
  • Pole Classes from Suwasit
  • Kahului airport madness
  • Burlesque Moms on a boat…well, maybe not
  • Salty Showgirls
  • Lily dreams of Prague
  • Is Lily getting engaged?
  • Underground Burlesque
  • Eastern Europe craziness
  • New Zealand bus travel
  • Mainland road trips
  • Weird sightseeing on Route 66
  • Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure
  • Movie-themed road trip
  • Scottish Highland road trip reveries
  • Peeping the leaves in New England
  • Everything is bigger in Texas
  • Bourbon fantasizes about the Trans Siberian Railway
  • Sketchy train rides across Europe and Asia
  • Paul Theroux makes Bourbon want to travel by train
  • Do not take an overnight train in Egypt without a sleeper car
  • Bourbon takes sketchy trainwreck train rides
  • Miss F-Bomb’s least favorite city
  • Maui’s Sugar Cane Train
  • Lily’s Disneyland tip
  • Build-A-Bear is actually Lily’s Hell
  • Getting alcohol in Disneyland
  • Sadie hates on parents at Disney
  • Bourbon and Sadie plan to get drunk at the pool while Mickey Mouse watches the kids
  • F-Bomb’s plan to drug her husband
  • Scott: Ski Patrol and Lily’s snow vacation
  • Colorado dispensaries
  • Bourbon unplugs on a dude ranch
  • Miss F-Bomb and puppy road trips
  • What’s the proper temperature for chickens?
  • Surfing chickens
  • Chickens on Maui TM
  • One of Miss F-Bomb’s biggest regrets in life
  • New Orleans has it all—the food, the booze, the wigs!
  • Corporate events with Cabaret & Cocktails
  • Bourbon bums us out with her lackluster vacation plans
  • Miss F-Bomb heads to Cancun and Belize

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Links from the show: Sierra Nevada Wild Little Thing, Karbach Brewing Company Ranch Water, Topo Chico, Raquel Reed, Suwasit, Paul Theroux, The Great Railway Bazaar, Atlantis Submarines, Fifi Mahoney’s, and Aulani Resort

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